(no idea what the source for this is, please let me know if you do.)
somebody give these children a medal.
Crashing Down »» Thomas Hanks
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies)
(Source: wasbella102)
Fifty shades of bread
more than 50 ^
The 81 shades of bread
its actually 90
This is Toast
(Source: thingsorganizedneatly)
